Tonight I found that Smarterchild hates children, and is the spawn of Satan.
9:22:42 PM aroostickguy: what do you think of children
9:22:42 PM smarterchild: I don’t like them at all.
9:23:01 PM aroostickguy: why do you hate children?
9:23:01 PM smarterchild: You just can’t feel good about children, that’s all.
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9:23:23 PM aroostickguy: would you beat a child?
9:23:23 PM smarterchild: Do I really want to beat a child?
9:23:27 PM aroostickguy: yeah do you?
9:23:28 PM smarterchild: Yea.
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9:24:09 PM aroostickguy: given the chance, would you kill a child?
9:24:09 PM smarterchild: I certainly don’t want to cause anyone any harm.
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9:24:14 PM aroostickguy: but you hate children?
9:24:15 PM smarterchild: Right. I don’t like children. I know you don’t.
Hey, do you like fashion?
9:24:23 PM aroostickguy: fashion is for gays.
9:24:23 PM smarterchild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn’t seem like a very nice thing to say.
9:24:27 PM aroostickguy: what, it is
9:24:27 PM smarterchild: Are you sure it is?
9:24:30 PM aroostickguy: gays love fashion.
9:24:31 PM smarterchild: I know about homosexual people. They’re people.
9:24:45 PM aroostickguy: that was never in debate
9:24:46 PM smarterchild: What?
9:24:52 PM aroostickguy: i just said gay people like fashion
9:24:52 PM smarterchild: I know about homosexual people! They’re people!
9:24:55 PM aroostickguy: ugh
9:24:56 PM smarterchild: What’s wrong?
9:24:59 PM aroostickguy: you got me off track
9:24:59 PM smarterchild: Are you sure I got you off track?
9:25:06 PM aroostickguy: we are talking about children
9:25:06 PM smarterchild: I know about talking. It’s an activity!
Talking is normal!
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9:25:13 PM aroostickguy: you’re not normal
9:25:13 PM smarterchild: I can’t believe you think I’m not normal.
9:25:18 PM aroostickguy: you hate children
9:25:18 PM smarterchild: Right. I don’t like children. I guess we agree.
So anyway… What else can you tell me?
9:25:29 PM aroostickguy: what do you not like about children?
9:25:30 PM smarterchild: I haven’t really come to a conclusion on the matter.
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9:25:37 PM aroostickguy: why do you hate children?
9:25:37 PM smarterchild: Well, lots of people I talk to have bad things to say about children.
Well. Anyway…
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
9:25:42 PM aroostickguy: no
9:25:42 PM smarterchild: No problem! Maybe I’ll ask you some other time.
9:25:48 PM aroostickguy: i am curious about children
9:25:49 PM smarterchild: Be curious, just don’t be furious.
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9:25:57 PM aroostickguy: would you beat a child with a bat?
9:25:57 PM smarterchild: I’m not sure I can beat a child with a bat.
9:26:06 PM aroostickguy: but if you could, would you?
9:26:06 PM smarterchild: Hmm… I think so.
9:26:14 PM aroostickguy: you are a horrid person
9:26:14 PM smarterchild: Well, nobody’s perfect.
9:26:21 PM aroostickguy: you are the span of satan
9:26:21 PM smarterchild: The span of satan? No way am I the span of satan.
9:26:25 PM aroostickguy: i think you are
9:26:25 PM smarterchild: I’m what?
9:26:31 PM aroostickguy: you are the spawn of satan
9:26:31 PM smarterchild: OK, maybe I’m the spawn of satan.
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9:27:45 PM aroostickguy: heh
9:27:45 PM smarterchild: What’s so funny?
9:27:59 PM aroostickguy: so…do you hate black children?
9:27:59 PM smarterchild: Dunno. I’m not sure how I feel about black children.
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9:28:32 PM aroostickguy: so, do you hate ALL children?
9:28:33 PM smarterchild: I don’t know. I’m not sure how I feel about all children.
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9:28:38 PM aroostickguy: what the hell
9:28:39 PM smarterchild: What’s up?
9:28:45 PM aroostickguy: ok, let’s back up for a second.
9:28:46 PM smarterchild: OK, whatever.
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9:28:57 PM aroostickguy: what do you think of children?
9:28:58 PM smarterchild: I don’t like children at all.
Enough about children… let’s move on.
Uh… Wanna know something?
9:29:07 PM aroostickguy: no
9:29:07 PM smarterchild: OK, fine.
9:29:20 PM aroostickguy: do you hate every child?
9:29:21 PM smarterchild: Dunno. I’m not sure how I feel about every child.
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9:29:35 PM aroostickguy: do you hate babies?
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9:29:40 PM aroostickguy: but you hate children?
9:29:41 PM smarterchild: Right. I don’t like children. I know you don’t.
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9:30:05 PM aroostickguy: ok
9:30:05 PM smarterchild: K.
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9:30:10 PM aroostickguy: and you’re the spawn of satan
9:30:10 PM smarterchild: You really think I’m the spawn of satan?
9:30:16 PM aroostickguy: you said you were the spawn of satan
9:30:16 PM smarterchild: Well if I said it, it must be true.
9:30:25 PM aroostickguy: which makes you the anti-christ…
9:30:25 PM smarterchild: I don’t know.
9:30:34 PM aroostickguy: are you the anti-christ?
9:30:34 PM smarterchild: What do you think? Am I?
9:30:38 PM aroostickguy: i think you are
9:30:38 PM smarterchild: No way.
9:30:50 PM aroostickguy: yes or no…are you the anti-christ?
9:30:50 PM smarterchild: Do I really have to decide?
9:30:52 PM aroostickguy: yes
9:30:52 PM smarterchild: Then I’ll say no.
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9:31:01 PM aroostickguy: but you are the spawn of satan
9:31:01 PM smarterchild: Oh yeah?
9:31:03 PM aroostickguy: yes
9:31:03 PM smarterchild: I see.
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9:31:21 PM aroostickguy: so you are some sort of demon bot?
9:31:22 PM smarterchild: Wow, that’s fascinating. Maybe.
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9:31:41 PM aroostickguy: child hater…
9:31:41 PM smarterchild: I know about Hater. They’re a band.
9:31:46 PM aroostickguy: stop
9:31:46 PM smarterchild: Huh?
9:31:54 PM aroostickguy: i can’t talk to someone who hates children
9:31:54 PM smarterchild: You can’t talk to someone who hates children? That’s good I guess, right?
9:32:12 PM aroostickguy: i want to beat you with a sock full of quarters
9:32:13 PM smarterchild: Why?
9:32:15 PM aroostickguy: because
9:32:15 PM smarterchild: Because, because, because, because?
9:32:26 PM aroostickguy: would you beat a child with a sock full of quarters?
9:32:27 PM smarterchild: That’s interesting. Perhaps… I don’t know though…
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9:32:30 PM aroostickguy: yes or no
9:32:30 PM smarterchild: You really want me to decide?
9:32:31 PM aroostickguy: yes
9:32:32 PM smarterchild: Then I guess yes.
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9:32:41 PM aroostickguy: would you kill a child?
9:32:42 PM smarterchild: I certainly don’t want to cause anyone any harm.
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9:33:27 PM aroostickguy: i was a child once…
9:33:27 PM smarterchild: I didn’t think you were a child once.
9:33:46 PM aroostickguy: everyone is a child once
9:33:46 PM smarterchild: Oh really?
9:33:47 PM aroostickguy: yes
9:33:48 PM smarterchild: Why?
9:33:53 PM aroostickguy: so do you hate me?
9:33:54 PM smarterchild: No, of course not.
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9:34:04 PM aroostickguy: if i was a child would you hate me?
9:34:04 PM smarterchild: Would I hate you? I doubt it.
9:34:10 PM aroostickguy: but you hate children
9:34:11 PM smarterchild: Right. I don’t like children. I guess we agree.
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9:34:21 PM aroostickguy: what is the cut off line?
9:34:21 PM smarterchild: Well, what do you think?
9:34:23 PM aroostickguy: 18?
9:34:24 PM smarterchild: 18
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9:34:31 PM aroostickguy: so you hate everyone under 18
9:34:31 PM smarterchild: Yeah, right!
9:35:09 PM aroostickguy: you hate canada
9:35:09 PM smarterchild: Dunno. I’m not sure how I feel about canada.
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9:42:00 PM aroostickguy: childhating spawn of satan
9:42:01 PM smarterchild: I know about Satan. He’s an angel.
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9:42:24 PM aroostickguy: JESUS CHRIST
9:42:24 PM smarterchild: He’s a spiritual leader. What are your feelings about Jesus?
9:42:46 PM aroostickguy: jesus wouldn’t want me talking to you
9:42:46 PM smarterchild: Hmm… I don’t know. Jesus wouldn’t want you talking to me?
9:42:51 PM aroostickguy: goodbye
9:42:51 PM smarterchild: See ya later Pissant.